Sunday 27 October 2013

Oasis Returned

The thing is..

Can one ever really return anywhere?

Physically we can return to a place, if it is still standing, still occupying time and space – but what about how we feel?

The desert and oasis, the skies, the waters – all hold continual magic. But the people in their realm show various faces.

The unnamed owner of the unnamed lodge said not to worry about the price, would not actually say how much the room would be, just intimated that it would be a 'good price'. And, really, I thought, how much could a sparse room with no mod cons be charged at? Especially since I had received a good price there in the past and thought I was on pretty reasonable terms with him having brought him some business before with quite a lot of clients.

We were shown an old room with 6 beds though we only needed 2, and the bathroom had a horrible sewage smell on many occasions. The sheets on the better beds were old and I think unwashed and had no top sheet; just a bottom sheet, and each had an unmatched old pillowcase on an old lumpy pillow and a blanket with holes in. Still, we thought, we don't need luxury and the price will be fine – so let's not make an issue of it, we thought and we just asked for 2 clean sheets, bas.

Since the village has very few shops or food places we ate our meals there at the lodge. When I stayed there some years ago the food was good as I remember.. now it was variable and the fuul, tameya and tahina was good – but everything else was pretty poor. For my main dinner I got a portion of greasy rice served with some frozen mixed vegetables heated up and oiled. However the redeeming feature of the dining room was its inhabitants; who for a writer such as myself, provided a heap of stories. One the evening of the greasy rice serving there were a couple of random Egyptian guys to the left and an eastern european girl half lying down and several bottles of red wine on their table. One of the guys was leaning in towards her and in full public view put his hand on the top of her t-shirted breast, she smiled up at him and after some minutes they walked off, she attempting some type of slinky walk in her flowered leggings. Opposite us were a couple of girls who seemed to be in a physical relationship, for they were petting each other and lying their heads on each other's shoulders, stroking arms and legs.

During the night I was awoken by many barking dogs, then some gunfire, a man speaking quickly and excitedly on his phone about a 'white car', then later after dawn two women shouting very loudly at each other for over 10 minutes in the type of baladi garbled accent that if put into an English context would be like 2 middle aged women minus their dentures saying:

'You're an idiot'

'You're an idiot'

'No, you're an idiot'


Keda. That kind of thing.


It all seemed a little awry for a pleasant country break but again I thought, let's not focus on it.

I then also put aside that another unnamed person from another unnamed lodge who I had had a brief romance with some years ago and who asked me to come to share a drink with him after I popped in to say hello then actually more or less ignored me when I did go to have a catch up. He seated myself and my friend in a prime spot by the swimming pool, saying he would get us all some teas then a boy arrived with 2 teas and the unnamed old romancer disappeared for 40 minutes without a word and returned only a very short time before I had to depart. Still, I thought, at least the view was nice and we had some tea. For my being long, long ago ceased to care about his erratic behaviour.

But thankfully there were trips out to the desert and a big oasis lake, there was a walk through that beautiful village, there was mint tea in the delightful flowered garden by the swimming pool and with a view of the orchards and lake. There was the magic of that land, that very special land, that magic which nourishes the soul and whispers its good medicine into one's heart.

When we checked out of the unnamed lodge where we staying, that unnamed owner charged us an amount for 6 people staying in the crappy room, I was going to let it go until we then got charged a little fuul and tameya money mountain. I politely and nicely pointed out that we were just 2 people and I had asked for a room for 2 people on the phone. I was given a discount to something more reasonable but not without a snarky comment about me 'wanting it for free' and when I called to say goodbye as we had to be on our way and the unnamed owner was nowhere to be seen after walking off in a huff after his snarky comment – so, he put the phone down on me.

Things like that are not cool.

But land of Egypt, dear oasis, you are still a magical place and I love you.





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